A letter to the general public:

Real chefs and cooks totally make fun of almost every aspect of televised food shows, including but not limited to Bobby Flay, Guy Fieri, Hell's Kitchen, useless kitchen gadgets, and self-proclaimed food critics, which everyone appears to think they are.

Douchey McDoucherson

Dear ex-boyfriend,

I sincerely hope that the next time you purchase cocaine it actually turns out to be powdered glass and rocks laced with oxyclean and ammonia concentrate. Thanks for taking my car, while unlicensed and without permission, while I was at work then promptly wrecking it making it impossible for me to fix it without paying more than the 20 year old car was worth. I hate you, it's snowing like crazy outside and I have to wait for a fucking bus.

Non-Commital

Whoa, it's been a while since I've posted on this and lo, I have nothing much to say today.